Someone found me through these most enticing search terms. I'm sure the poor sap was pretty disappointed when my site popped up first on the list. Nothing too desirable here, and not a whole lot about asses either. (Except asswipes, assvice, and the like, but something tells me that's not what our seeker had in mind.)
But wouldn't that make a good title for a novel? So... remember that game when you'd all sit cross-legged in a circle, and one person would start a story, and then the next person would make up the next part, and so on? Wanna play? I'll go first:
The Mystery of Anal Desire
Anal Desire lived in a small midwestern town, where the only entertainment on the weekend was the high school football game. Poor Anal felt stifled by small town life, and spent many hours daydreaming about when she would finally escape this boring place. "I'm so bored," she would think. And then she would sit and stare at the clouds, twirling her hair in her fingers, thinking about how bored she was. The only time she wasn't bored was when she thought about the beauteous butts of the football players in high school. Because even though she didn't enjoy going to the games, boy did she like ogling those boys' asses. But even anal desire gets boring after a while, and Anal dreamed wistfully of the day she would go to Hollywood and become a star.
Okay, now you go...
As a Christmas gift, Anal's Great Aunt Moonie gave her $100. This was just enough for Anal to purchase a one-way ticket to Hollywood. When she arrived, she went straight to the offices of Dirty Sanchez, high colonic agent to the stars...
Posted by: moogielou | November 21, 2004 at 07:01 PM